Janitor Class 101

Good Day.

I woke up late for the second time in a row today. How wonderful, and it had to be economics class that morning. Y'know i never knew i'd be experiencing so much trouble with econs, but to score 15.3/20 is plain lousy for me at least. So it's 2 D's and 1 solitary HD. I'm upset if you compare it to Sean's 3 HD. Oh well... I need to study harder then.

Anyways, it was typically sluggish today at college. Dragged myself around, played pool, and forgot to study Law so i was pretty much blank during tutorials which made the class sucky cause...i don't like being stupid!! (right... now who does anyways)

I actually hoped to study abit since i had 4 hours to kill before my drum class. How productive those 4 hours were. I ended up talking, eating, oh and yea..going to 'sociology class' as the janitor put it. Haha,..i think Kirsty would have enjoyed such sociology class.

Allow me to share with you the insights into A Janitor's Sociology Class.

Lesson #1
Everything is about Sex (I swear! this is what he said!).
Why?
Because everybody does everything for it. He went on to say, It's a common fact that indian women are constantly beaten by their husband but yet you never here of them asking for a divorce. The reason for this is because of the sex. And partly cause majority of them fail to take care of their bodies after giving birth.

Lesson #2
A Deal involves Sex, Alchohol, and Cigarettes.
Why?
He didn't elaborate, but i figure he's been inlfuenced by the chinese from China as shown on TV maybe? But you get the picture.


Lesson #3
Men should lead double lives to get more Sex. This is closely tied with his first theory.
Why?
Picture this. A man will tell his Wife, "Honey, i'm gonna go out to do business!" and so he goes. The men will subsequently subscribe to lesson#3 and thus sex is part of the deal. Once he enjoys his share of the 'deal', the man goes home to his wife and says "Honey, i've closed the deal!" and he subsequently gets sex from his overjoyed wife as well.

Lesson #4
Men's 'weapon' enhancing techniques.
I won't go into details here. It's Just wrong (not that the other lessons aren't to begin with).

Lesson #5 (the final lesson)
There's a difference in which a man treats his girl before and after marriage.
In his words:

"Sebelum kahwin suka tak suka pun cakap suka, lepas kahwin..take suka boleh kasi pukul sama dia".



I know what you're probably thinking. Yes, it is wrong. I'm just telling this out of amusement sake i don't under any circumstances encourage such lesson of life so to speak. It's merely a janitor's point of view. And he spoke all there while providing Sean with an endless supply 'kretek'.

Anyways,

Remember how hot news of a couple in KL who were caught for kissing and hugging in public? And how the Judge argued that such actions was deemed indecent to the public in respect to the culture of Malaysia?

It created such a sensation didn't it? but here's the read deal.. you've got a couple who were merely kissing and hugging in KLCC park and a huge outcry ensued. And yet, with all the sensation surrounding this issue whereby the plaintiff now seeks to clarrify the definition of indecent i stumbled upon a couple ho doing it in bright day light yesterday on my way out of college.

Similarly, it was done in a park. But this time it wasn't just hugging and kissing.. The male was right on top of the female getting on with it in broad daylight! Such things should be outlawed! If this doesn't push the limit of indecensy i don't what else will satisfy that term. Although grainy, i managed to get a picture of the couple in the midst of it. And darn was the male a hairy one. wanna see the picture?

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There! the 'couple' in action. Terrible right?

My goodness, the couple's nerve and mighty hairy too.

Forgive me for the rather inappropriate post.

I'm just an innocent 19 year old=)

Have a Nice Day.