Come Not Cum

Good Day

I always find myself holding back laughter/ a wide grin everytime i see a message from Maureen going something like this;

"Remember to cum for SS ah..."
or "How cum?"

For some reason it just sounds....wrong.
Although i'm sure the intention is different just maybe she's trying to type faster or maybe she's not supposed to be msn-ing in office. Heh! so she probably tries to msg as fast as possible. Maybe?

But she's not the reason why i've got this issue with 'cum'.

Let me describe to you a typical response i get from my college mates. Observe how common everyday innocent remarks are turned on their heads.

For Example; the following are questions i would say, and the responses i would get are in italics below it.

"I'm Hungry"
-"Wanna eat Cum?"

"What are we gonna eat?"
-"Cum"

"That car is nice!"
-"lets cum on it"

"That Girl has nice hair"
-"You wanna cum on it?"

"What flavour is that"
-"Cum flavour....Yummmm!"

Occasionally along with the suggestions to eating cum, a certain someone does offer to take off his belt to prove his point.Very Disturbing indeed.

But the most classic of all examples of Cum talk has got to come out of Soo. he should get an award or somethin for being the most perverted innocent looking guy around. Behold, the classic Soo response;

"I'm Cold..."
Soo: "...Want me to spray hot cum on you?"

Somethin i was just thinking about. Welcome to Metro=)

Remember Cum to Metro for a Quality Education..


Did i say cum? I meant Come.

Have A Nice Day.
It's Easter Sunday.
This is a very inapropriate post for Easter Sunday.