12 Lemons, Not 3 Lemons

Another movie, another bootlegged copy.

And i blamed all this on Josh for introducing me to the magic of Ares.

But yea, the movie industry is doing pretty well i supposed or maybe not thats why stars are going to Namibia or some African country no? Oh well, so i'm guilty of deprieving these people of maybe 2 million in their long list of zero's.

Heck, i just watched the Break-Up. It's scary, it should be labelled with a warning for excessive horror. Despite its horror in depicting the female wrath, it was educational as well. Oh yup it did... The message was big, really big... and simple. Don't mess with the females.

Have you ever wondered why there are no women in charge of Defense in any country on earth?

Now, you know why.

And they blame us men for our big egos which ultimately result in the wars our world have experienced and will continue to experience. No seriously, can you imagine if a all defense secretaries/ministers were females? Country A would go into some UN summit sit there minding her own business maybe flash her big diamond ring letting glitter or maybe some other country say, country B decides to jump the Queue at the toilet?

Ho boy, The bitch stares would come up. It basically starts with one and knowing women they pick up allegiances pretty easily. Next thing you know China and Africa are best friend's staring at Saudi saying Saudi jumped Q.

China (in canto): "Sak Sei Hei"
Saudi: ... ?


Africa: !Bele

...That was lame.

But really, watching the movie the Break-Up just serve to highlight how much men really don't understand women. I am a male chauvinist, i know i am.. Not good, but admit it guys. All of us think we can drive better then our girlfriends/ female friends and we should always be at the wheel to avoid any catasrophe should the latter be driving. Hah.. I'm not alone. (Thats unless you're Marc who williingly offers to be passenger with his girlfriend..)

Anyways, as big a chauvinist as i am i couldn't help but feel the character Gary in the movie deserved it for treating Brooke (Aniston) that way. Although towards the end the character thing was somewhat adjusted to feel like Gary was sorta insecure for a lack of better words in my vocabulary.

But honestly, It's just quite hard don't you think when you're faced with the 'I want you to do it cause YOU WANT to do it, not cause i asked' drama as potrayed in the movie. Face it, guys are practical. A rock is a rock. It's not a piece of art.

...Although it can be. But i'll leave that aside for now. best to stay on topic.

I just felt really bad thinking of the amount of stress/ aguish/ sadness/(insert mental torment here) I may have cause Shu-Wen because of my insensitivity. But i do believe i speak for all guys when i say, i/we really didn't know there were 2 meanings to what we were doing/saying or what you meant.

Of course, I'll learn... Slowly.

I've learned somethin though after reading an understanding man and woman book.


The Problem

Woman will always ask which dress should they wear and subsequently produce 2 outfits. Now this is a most of the time a lose-lose situation if you actually pick a dress. Cause then the woman would ask you why not wear the other one.

At this junture the guy would say cause you think the other is nicer/ or you look good in the other one. If you say so, she'll ask why isn't the other one nice or if you ask the latter prepare for doom. She'll ask why doesn't she look good in the other dress and this basically the kiss of death. You can forget about getting out of this alive.

The Solution

The Woman will expect the guy to choose a particular dress and subsequently question the guy regarding the latter. To avoid this, answer "Which one did you have in mind?". The woman is usually taken aback at this juncture as she was caught unaware.

The point behind this is, she already has in mind which dress she's gonna wear. She just wants an approval. She will then say which dress she had in mind and bingo!

Just top that of with "You look lovely in that" or "I was thinking the same thing. You'll look stunning"

There problem solved. A stress free evening is 1/3 on the way.

I've tried it personally. It works=)
... It also means Shu-Wen won't be trusting me much anymore. hmmmm.
Oh well, all in good fun!

No clue? Watch the movie The Break Up and you'll get what i mean regarding the so called oppinion that the female kind usually want to get an idea.






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