This is a very random post..
Let me introduce you to specimen #1.
He tried to rape me in Law lecture. This friend did initially try to approach me in a rather subtle way by requesting politely to be 'blown'. But being a faithful boyfriend and clearly aware of my sexual preferences, i turned him down.
Things got bad from then on, He became rather forceful.
grabbing my legs and forcing himself on me. Thankfully i'm not damsel in distress material and this i pushed him away. Being one to think fast i quickly grabbed my phone to grab a picture of this sexually persistent offender.
The image which appeared on my screen was disturbing.

Honestly, wouldn't you be scared if confronted with a person like tht? Therefore i strongly urge all parents to keep their daughters at home. Beware for my severely demented friend is seriously dangerous. Being a friend, i know.
Let me introduce you to specimen #2
This poor soul was drunk on the most intoxicating drink ever created. A drink filled with unbelievable amounts of stimulants which depending on the consumer may induce various forms of side effects. These side effects include hallucination, proclamation of death, and suicidal notions. Below is a victim of this drink. The victim merely took 2 sips before collapsing on the table. such is the strength of the drink. This drink is...
...Milo.
The victim: Chee Kin with the intoxicating drink.

Poor guy, never stood a chance against this cruel drink package innocently with a swimmer in front. An apparent gimmick to entice the homosexual society.. (..)

Notice the difference between a consumer of Bacardi (L), a perfectly harmless drink to the milo consumer. Marc the Bacardi consumer politely asks Chee Kin the Milo drinker if he wants to eat in this picture.
In unrelated events, Sean has this message for Shu-Wen after his attempts to rape me were botched.

Keeping true to my randomness, i think i'll try blogging about food next..
Then again, better not in case i get diarrhea.
Have A Nice Day

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